Potty humor

I'm going to be culturally insensitive and quote the sign in every bathroom at my office.

"In recent times it has been observed that the ladies room is filthy and is being utilised by people who perhaps do not know how to use it. For all those people, here are a few tips:

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2. In the toilet, DO NOT wash your feet. Some of you are leaving the floor wet. This is extremely unpleasant.

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8. DO NOT leave feet marks on the toilet seat. It has been noted that some people do not seem to know the use of toilets properly and there are feet marks on the seat. Please stop using the toilets in this way."

Ok, feet marks on the toilet seat are not a huge shock in this country, but I just can't get over the feet washing. It's such a big problem it went second on the list! Crazy!!